Saturday, January 21, 2006

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's" Inferno Hell Test

There are some errors in the test. Two of the questions with which they gauge gluttony, for instance, really don't measure gluttony. One asks if you are overweight. Well, I've gained some lately, I admit, but I'm not really overwieght I don't think. I'm quite the glutton, though. Any normal person with a normal metabolism would weight 300 pounds if they ate like I do. Plus, I simply enjoy my food way too much. When I crave something, I will do almost anything (short of kill, steal, or sell myself) to get it. Even if a food is toxic to my system, I will sometimes eat it until it makes me ill, then keep eating it. I have a no self control with tasty food. Eating good food is almost like sex to me, which brings me to the other question...
it was along the lines of is food better than sex. I may be a glutton, but I'm even more lustfull than gluttonous, so no.
Of course, the lust questions were off too. I'm not into chicks, porn, or strip clubs, but I'm probably more lustfull than many of the people who are.
But, it was a fun little test.

3 Comments:

Blogger david raphael israel said...

hey, another Purgatorionista! I guess the old movie-line (was there such a line?) "I'll see you in Hell" . . . " but no no, Purg. ain't hell it's like, . . .

anyway, you add the optional confessional essay to the mere deadly sins Q&A, which for all I know may boot you into the upper percentile.
(I'd best get off this religious testing wave before it pulls me under. Seems way too much like academia.)

cheers, d.i.

12:49 PM  
Blogger david raphael israel said...

ps: Jeez TN, for a sec there I thought you'd been blogging since Nov. 1992 ;-) -- but now I get it: this is your archive; you're archiving certain older material dating back to that time of origin. Nice to know the year scale can go back like that . . . (interesting Blogspot techno-point & application)

12:55 PM  
Blogger TwistedNoggin said...

Yeah, I mostly use the dates to organize my work. I started this blog at the turn of the year, although I have another blog I started in December of 2004.

1:25 PM  

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