Silly conversation of the day

He said: Smart-Ass!

I said: Me, a smart ass?? Well, my ass is getting bigger, these days… I shouldn’t be surprised if it’s grown enough to attain sentience.

He said: And now, gather ‘round, for another exciting episode of:
Tales of…The Sentient Ass! Ass! Ass! Ass! Ass! Ass! Ass! Ass!

By day- mild mannered, unassuming nature's human couch cushion works hard to provide comfort and forward thrust to it’s master while suffering the indignations of random construction workers!

By night- a raging, phat weapon of justice doling out flatulent retribution on the chauvinistic, pig-heads who’ve objectified it, taken it for granted and secretly lusted after it while taunting it with stupid metaphors!